Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

by cankobyngite October 16, 2018

Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.

"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?

by JuHwang September 9, 2011

Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.

I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.

by jimmydercat November 2, 2010

promasturationfantasmogationarinery

Pronounced
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e

It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.

I am a promasturationfantasmogationarinery sort of person.

by Pez` March 30, 2005

Procrasturbation

Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.

Person 1: I'll masturbate later

Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!

by Chispatr April 18, 2010

Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by NKH June 11, 2009