penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

Extra Recticular Probing

or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.

Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!

by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006

probing

Opposed to the primitive and brutal trolling, probing is the martial arts of intellectual deconstruction of forum and chatroom activities, dominating in three categories:<br>1. Keeping a thread or discussion active as long as possible<br>2. Demonstrating opponents lack of intelligence through the use of irony, parody, sarcasm, information and wit<br>3. Making the whole thing entertaining to read for friends.
When a probing session (that can take up to several weeks) is over, the page or conversation may be mirrored and published on a website for further public enjoyment.

1. "I have been probing philosophyforum.com for three days. I think a solution for the world hunger problem is now in reach."
2. "In case you are probing us, I must tell you that your scrotum is yet rather tiny. May the battle begin."

by paniq February 23, 2005

proberry

someone who is the opposite of a pro; a total failure.

Tay:Did you see Ella at the talent show?
Dree: I know! What a proberry.

by Dreeaddiena January 1, 2011

Probie

nickname of former hockey tough guy Bob Probert (see)

Probie got two for elbowing, five for fighting, and a game misconduct

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.

"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."

by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014

Probro

A male prostitute; a prostitute who is also a bro.

"I wanna fuck that probro over there."

by buttpocalypse June 8, 2016