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The Epsilon Program

The Epsilon Program is a religion followed by many people in the name of Kifflom. The 3 most known followers are John Smith, John Smith, and Chris Farmidge, who is the leader of the program.
Activities include: praying while being talked to by cops, pointing at a planes contrails and sometimes saying "kifflom", making a job offer to a just-assaulted store clerk, and being pulled over by cops and being talked to by them for multiple hours on a main road.
"Brother, would you like to join the Epsilon Program?" "Uhhh no thanks" "You will be sacrificed in the name of chris for rejecting."
by RoyceTheFox May 25, 2018
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Early Entrance Program

A program located in the California State University of Los Angeles (CSULA), also known as EEP. Helps students excell in their studies by skipping highschool or junior high.
Person: so what grade you in?
Me:i should be in 12th grade, but im in my 4th year of college.
Person: woah, for realz?
Me: yeah, I skipped highschool.
by neshypoo December 30, 2004
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hello program

If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.

The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
Girl: Hello

Guy: Hello

Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?

Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
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Abstinence Program

Any videogame or game that consumes your life and causes nobody to like you
two famous abstinence programs are WoW and, more laughably bad, Runescape. Much funner than wearing a chastity belt
by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009
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IB Program

One of the most challenging high school programs, yet totally useless. IB students rarely have a life, and if they do usually do not do well in their academics. The IB curriculum is usually adapted to their specific high school, however IB students are required to write IAs in every subject, the world lit essay, and extended essay (4000 words) and complete at least 150 CAS (creative, active, service) hours.

The average IB student gets between 2-5 hours of sleep every night, due to hour long procrastination and a huge work load. They are also typically divided into at least 5 groups:
- The hard working, well doing nerd (no life)
- The hard working, not so well doing nerd (no life)
- The semi hard working, well doing normal teeny (a life)
- The "I don't give a shit" person (PARTYYY)
- The smart person who doesn't work (PARTYYYY)

Despite the different types of IB students the typical IB student is awkward. They lack the normal gossipy world of high school, and are sheltered and protected from anything that's not school-related. On top of that, whenever IB students hang out, the only thing they are able to talk about is school.

It is however to be considered, that most IB students hate the IB program and wish they could "drop out" or "drop to academic".
Example 1:

IB1: Hey __________, what's up?
IB2: Not much really, just working on my World Lit.
IB1: Oh really? And how did you do on that Math Test?
IB2: Man, so badly. Dude I hate the IB Program.

Example 2:

nonIB: Hey, how are you?

IB: Pretty good, hbu?
nonIB: Same. Did you hear about ________ and ________ breaking up? I can't believe they are over, they've been together for ever!
IB: They were in a relationship??!?!?! :O
*awkward silence*
nonIB: Man you guys in the IB Program don't hear about anything!
by IB4LIFE January 5, 2011
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HIMS Program

A program originally started in the 70s to help substance addicted aviators get back in the cockpit. Homes has transformed into a corrupt program where faa doctors extort money out of pilots by forcing them into HIMS. If a pilot won’t go into HIMS they lose their entire career and lively hood. HIMS is completely about making as much money as possible and is not truly concerned about the safety of the National airspace.
The FAA HIMS program routinely rips off pilots and is extremely corrupt.
by Himsiscorrupt July 17, 2021
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Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.
by neurophius August 4, 2011
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