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propoke

(verb) The act of provoking someone with a poke. The most targeted area is the stomach region, and can also be used with the "I'm not touching you" technique of harrasment.
To really get your annoyance on, moisten your finger and perform a propoke right into someone's ear to create the Wet Willy.
I will slap you silly next time you propoke me in the stomach!
by Hani Habra March 3, 2011
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proposal porn

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
by noxious_toast November 25, 2013
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PROPOSION

A proposition/deal & proposal/idea in one. An offer with a catch.
I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide free fries,unlimited napkins and a drink with it?
by HomeComic April 19, 2018
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penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
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Inversely proportional

The opposite to directly proportional. A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = k/x, where k is a constant value.
In other words, as one increases, the other decreases by the same amount.

Produces a sloped curve going downwards to a plateau with an x- axis asymptote.
The speed of an object is inversely proportional to the time taken to travel the distance.
by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021
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chicano proposal

when a chicano gets his old lady pregnant and they have no choice but to get married.
Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?

Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022
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Wheel of Enormous Proportions

A jackbox party pack 8 game, it's a trivia game but it does not matter if you are smarter than everyone else when you also need Luck in the Winner Wheel Portion. At the end of the game, the Big Wheel will answer the question either provided or your own question you ask at the beginning of the game. Answers may Vary, the wheel can either be truthful but it can also Scar you for life, but the wheel lies about 99% of the time and that 1% is it is not sure.
With the Wheel of Enormous Proportions
by PatrickMat March 1, 2022
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