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pretzel

thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked

generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.
Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?

Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.
by swaggerchef May 30, 2011
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pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing
by Dome Timer November 1, 2006
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pretzel

When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.
I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008
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pretzel

Stuff that makes you thirsty.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
by pseudoynm May 13, 2005
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The Pretzel

Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!
Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"

Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"

thats "The Pretzel"
by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009
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Pretzeling

When someone eats everything but the pretzels in a snack mix.
Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!

Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
by LoPoMotive July 13, 2017
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pretzel

A girl who is all wrapped up in herself. The type of girl that takes every conversation as an opportunity to make it about her.
Tyra Banks = pretzel
by J-QUIZ May 22, 2011
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