Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
by Urbanned August 05, 2015
1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.
2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.
2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
by KC Royals June 08, 2011
Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.
by Daddydef February 20, 2015
Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
by premature ejaculation happens September 09, 2009
To have an over abundance of waste in one’s stomach from excessive indulgence in alcoholic beverage consumption and overeating, causing an uncontrollable movement in the bowels.
Roger: “what the hell is that un-godly smell?”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
by Nicky New Castle July 04, 2021
Everybody’s blowing their horns at that guy with premature eclutchulation. He’s fucking holding up traffic!
by Famous Teacher June 07, 2019
1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever
Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
2) the most common disease ever
Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night
by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010