Pregnant

When you wanna slap your husband and say Fuck you!!!

Fuck you Jake!!!! I'm pregnant.

by Thehotperson6789124 March 04, 2019

pregnant

The condition many women get in after having too much sex.

dude, I had a lot of sex. I must be pregnant!!!

by lauren October 27, 2004

Pregnant

A female state resulting in her being fatter and more irritating than usual.

My wife is pregnant.

by MonkeyHutch96 December 01, 2010

Pregnant

When a girl and male have sexual intercourse.

Amber had sexual intercourse today and now she is pregnant. Amber loves her chat. Dommy Mommy

by Nalopia/ Amber August 26, 2021

Pregnant

A type of reflexive response that every man has installed into their brain.

Girl:”I’m pregnant”
Guy:*Runs away”

by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020

pregnant

In message board lingo, this term is used to describe a poster (user) who is 'late' in a response to a certain topic, primarily in reference to the ever-popular "Person Above You" thread, where there is a possibility that numerous users are posting simultaneously.

whiskybear is pregnant.

by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

Pregnant

A joint that is rolled so inaccurately that most of the weed is cornered in one section of a joint.

"Jenna, seriously? You rolled another pregnant. Stop while you're at it."
"Dude, why the pregnant again?! I'll do it this time with your crappy joint skills."

by PABACAB February 06, 2015