potty thumbs

A name given to somebody who repeatedly texts or sends e-mails whilst taking a crap.

Joe: Where's Bill?
Jon: He's taking a dump
Joe: What a potty thumbs, he was just texting me
Jon: Gross!

by JamGol February 16, 2009

Potty Trained

Something Amber Heard is not.

If Amber Heard's parents potty trained her properly, then maybe she wouldn't have shit on her and Johnny Depp's bed.

by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022

Bull Potty

when a basketball team blows a 10 or more point lead and loses the game. it is considered a bull potty.

did you see the bull potty last night It was so crazy.

by H_O_Bpro August 6, 2020

Potty Flop

The action of incomplete sitting upon a toilet in the aftermath of a leg workout. Often painful, this effect can last for 1-3 days. Depending on the severity of the potty flop, the afflicted trainee may get as little as 20 degrees into a knee bend before giving up and bruising their buttocks on the toilet seat.

"Those ass-to-grass squats gave me such bad potty flop! I didn't get halfway down before falling!"

by HorFinatOr February 19, 2010

port-a-potty

noun The correct spelling for that portable plastic toilet you see outdoors at sporting events, the park, construction sites, the sn00p dogg concert, etc.

when it gets cold out, you might find a homeless person sleeping in the port-a-potty

by rich rick January 16, 2010

Potty pants

A term often used to describe "toilet training pants" for children. A child making the transition between diapers and training pants, is at the potty pants stage. Potty pants describes actual training pants, (thermal knit soakers).

The next door neighbours toddler was outside playing in a pair of potty pants the other day.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

potty marks

The marks you get on your ass and legs when you sit on the toilet too long.

If I read a magazine on the toilet too long I'll get potty marks.

by heebahobba April 2, 2011