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potatoe masher 

WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.

May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.
That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...
potatoe masher by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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potatoe farmer 

when someone thats not white gose out looking exclusively for white girls/guys
the jamaican at the bar is a potatoe farmer. hes here looking only for white chicks.
potatoe farmer by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Potatoe pusher

When a ,male or female, inserts 1 or more potatoes into their recums and then squeezes them out, while squatting, out at a time.
Charity: Whats up with Ray M. ?

Bob:Ray M from AA is a real potatoe pusher according his boyfriend Mike V. who was his lover he housed for years.
Potatoe pusher by TVCAR112 February 20, 2026

Potatoe pusher

When a ,male or female, inserts 1 or more potatoes into their recums and then squeezes them out, while squatting, out at a time.
Charity: Whats up with Ray M. ?

Bob:Ray M from AA is a real potatoe pusher according his boyfriend Mike V. who was his lover he housed for years.
Potatoe pusher by TVCAR112 February 20, 2026

Georgia Potatoe 

Wadded up sock that has been used as a nut rug
It wouldn't shut up, so I gave It a Georgia Potatoe
Georgia Potatoe by NotZoff2 May 19, 2013

the great potatoe

The true god. His sacred name should only be said by true followers. His sacrifice gave us all the freedom to eat potatoes. All followers will be rewarded with a life of extreme potatoe
Guy 1: hey dude did you hear about the great potatoe?

Guy 2: No, whats that?
Guy 1: you're dead to me!
Guy 1 proceeds to kill guy 2

Arookstock potatoe shooter

Amish man shitting on a women’s tits
man I really wanna arookstock potatoe shooter on a washington country women’s titties