post up

The prepose for making out after a date.

The date went well, I posted up but he had no follow through.

by Matt taylor April 20, 2005

Posted Up

to be extremely sexy or attractive

Damn that girl Jackie is hella posted up today

by JAXGK May 30, 2017

Post-Up Test

If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.

John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.

by Ballzack05 April 11, 2020

Post Up hour

When co-workers gravitate to a certain area (usually around a manager's desk or someone they are trying to seek approval from) and talk about boring topics such as kids or shopping.

Damn kid, there goes Karlena and Jessica with post up hour again!

by anklebreaka1 July 25, 2008

Post up

The homosexual act of one man having anal intercourse with another while leaning against a post.

Damn! Did you see Tonio and that man with the boots? I just saw them post up at the piggly wiggly.

by Tonio row July 26, 2021

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023

Posted Up

To stand with one arm straight down, with the hand outwards, and the other turned at your side to put two fingers on the inner elbow of the first arm.

"Mr. O'Brien is posted up with his students for this photo I am going to take."
"Sheeeeesh"

by Nomencreature March 07, 2022