"That guy wanted to suck my dick! What a post!"
"I don't mind fucking, but it's your turn to post"
"For $5 I'll fuck you in the ass, but if ya want me to post it's gonna cost $20"
"I don't mind fucking, but it's your turn to post"
"For $5 I'll fuck you in the ass, but if ya want me to post it's gonna cost $20"
by Hooligan1/125INF December 11, 2008
Get the postmug. The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.
Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!
by Jetta101 February 28, 2014
Get the Post-Haste Postmug. the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.
by iceburgZ January 1, 2010
Get the postingmug. b-dog: "so what are you doin out here today?"
guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"
guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"
by hogz May 28, 2007
Get the postedmug. by gonzo2003 May 7, 2009
Get the postingmug. 1- Kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.
2- Past tense of; to post up
3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.
2- Past tense of; to post up
3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.
We were pretty posted up at the function 'til about 1:30.
That beezy is posted, I wanna smash
We were posted like a mail box.
That beezy is posted, I wanna smash
We were posted like a mail box.
by M Dot September 22, 2007
Get the postedmug. by Jake February 26, 2005
Get the postmug.