Poseidons' BJ

Like Poseidons' kiss but worse, it's when a dick dips into toilet water.

Dude, your toilet water is way too high! I got Poseidons' BJ, not cool.

by HuskyDuder May 11, 2018

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.

Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.

by Funny Boner March 21, 2016

Ice Poseidon

The part projecting above the mouth on the face of a person or animal, containing the nostrils and used for breathing and smelling.

Doctor: what brings you here today?
Patient: I have a sore throat, cough, and a runny Ice Poseidon.

by elsaabka January 4, 2019

Baby Poseidon

Baby poseidon is the generic brand blue raspberry juice you get at your local grocery store for at MOST $1.50. This is the juice you take home in slurp down in 2 days and is 0% real juice. This type of juice is also known as blue drink or some people just call it Kool-Aid.

XBOX Live Gamer: Hold on guys, imma go grab a glass of that baby poseidon real quick.

XBOX Live Gamer 2: Alright, we'll wait for you.

by Mr. Rugby March 5, 2012