Any Port In A Storm

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.

Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."
Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."
Tom "Not much better dude."

by www.ushistory.com March 19, 2009

Any Port in a Storm

After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).

After a week in prison, I was ready to dock my boat in any port in a storm.

by vagsurfer March 21, 2009

Port-a-potty Sundae

It's when a construction worker takes a banana into a port-a-potty, dips it in the shit, jacks off on it due to the aroma, and then deep throats it.

Mike always has a big smile and bad breath after his morning Port-a-potty Sundae.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Port Arthur Meteor Shower

While engaging in anal sex you , after ejaculation you urinate in your partners ass. She then emptys her rectum on your body.

The man i am now with is sure in to some kinky stuff. He wanted a Port Arthur Meteor Shower last night.

by bonescrub January 17, 2010

Port Charlotte High School

Like the funny farm, it's where life is beautiful all the time. The people at this school are so nice that anyone who's ever passed through Charlotte High School or Punta Gorda Middle School will think they're going crazy. Actually, this is a great school to go to; the academics are great, the extracurricular activities are great, the teachers are great, and the peers are great and aren't out to rob you blind like at some of the other area schools.

I'm a senior at Port Charlotte High School and will always have Pirate Pride!

by A former PGMS kid now @ PCHS November 29, 2009

Port Charlotte High School

Hell on earth.

"Port Charlotte High School SUCKS. Everyone there is annoying and the teachers suck."

by mommyhellokitty October 29, 2022

Port Charlotte High School

Everyone who attends this school is bonkers. Absolute nutcase. The students here are comparable to monkeys in straight jackets. Lots of school spirit tho. Poor as hell.

"I'd never go to Port Charlotte High School. Everyone at that school has lost their minds"

by Yomamacurios August 27, 2021