porndog

A horny person that uses porn rather than sex with others.

Joe won't go out with you, he's a porndog.

by fopppoppy January 4, 2014

pornapotheadaholic

The addiction to having sex, smoking pot, and drinking booze all at the same time.

Ryne is such a pornapotheadaholic! He won't stop having sex, smoking pot, and drinking booze at the same time!

by Lauren the AP Buddy January 17, 2009

PooNado

1. The utterly foul and disgusting blanket of odor that seems to follow someone out of the bathroom and rips down the hall after performing excessive amounts of defecation in the bathroom. Like a tornado, its measured on the Fujita Scale.

1. After walking out of the bathroom and not closing the door, Davin completely unleashed an F5 PooNado on the entire office.

by Travis w. T February 13, 2009

Pornanoid

That feeling that you might have forgotten to close or erase your intimate browsing history.

Dude I gotta run back and check my computer. I'm really pornanoid.

by Muffns December 15, 2014

Pornanonymous

A porn video or picture that includes the naughty bits, but not the face.

I did a porn video in my twenties, but it's pornanonymous, so no one knows it was me.

by Butlerman December 21, 2014

Porndork

Porndork
a human whose sexual development and sexuality was formed by internet porn. Their language, ideals, and turn on's all formed by mainstream internet sexuality and porn.

Poor porndorks, they never had the chance to form their own sexuality and ideas, free from sex as a commodity to be sold to the masses.

by snarky truth teller September 8, 2018

pornaton

Porn broadcasted on the screen of a Peleton during a workout.

This morning I hopped on my pornaton and got off.

by BrandingQueen May 2, 2020