poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

by NicoleKaylynn May 13, 2008

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

Poptart Love

The love between two people who met online and are crazy about each other even though they have never met. Yet.

The love Kodi has for Mitch and Mitch has for Kodi. Kodi lives in Ohio and Mitch lives in Missouri. Which is Poptart Love.

by Ohio Poptart June 18, 2009

Mongolian Poptart

Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.

I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.

by TheRealCK August 10, 2010

Poptart

A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.

Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."

Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."

by JDOMSBA July 2, 2021

Middletown Poptart

This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.
Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!
YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

by Nightwolfx2 January 15, 2009

Queen Poptart

A derogatory term used to describe the head of that particular pack of bitches know as the Popular Ones, or, if none of them are around, any of the following: poptarts, sluts-a-million, or pow-whore rangers.

Queen Poptart over there's started dating the head of the football team. Hope he doesn't notice that she's screwing the rest of the team, too.

by Uncharted June 15, 2010