Front Pookster

A vag
Aka pussy

Her front pookster was so tight

by Atomik Menace August 13, 2019

poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Poopstergasm

When your poop is so large, that it gives your anus the sensations of an OG mudbone size slong, some might even say that they look forward to their after school shits BECUASE of it

Dude "Mary" says that she likes poopstergasms better than me

by Hockeysam3 February 8, 2015

pooster

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

by Kaplopache January 4, 2019

Pootserstoop

(POOT-ser-stoop) n: a particularly lovely vagina

"Yo, that chick you hooked up with last night was fine as hell, right?"
"Hell yeah. I mean I thought she was hot, but I ain't know she had a pootserstoop."
"Bruh, for real?"

by Axenukkapoon December 16, 2019

Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

Pookster

Is the name of the most handsome, important person in the entire world

You just can’t help but love pookster

by SilentStorm0510 December 24, 2025