Porcelain Name

"Easy to talk to but hard to explain "

I met a girl with a porcelain name

by Lyric_Lover June 17, 2018

Porcelain

Light, fragile and beautiful.
Extremely sensitive, but can be extremely vain and
Involves all of the seven sins, and also a singer
from the band "Porcelain and the tramps"

That Porcelain doll sure is fragile, don't break it.

by Kadie Bon Couver` November 12, 2007

Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.

Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!

by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010

porcelain altar

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.

"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"

by cpujunkie2007 November 24, 2007

porcelain tsunami

This describes the large wave that hits your butt when you take a big dump.

When that Big Mac came flying out of my anus like a greased monkey, it made a porcelain tsunami and got poop-water all over my cheeks.

by divinething004 January 19, 2005

Porcelain Tuck

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."

by Dr. JRal September 22, 2005

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002