Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.

Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.

by Queenworks December 15, 2008

Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

by LD June 11, 2004

driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

by Eduardo III July 4, 2005

Pooncel

Pooncel is a combination of the words "Pooner" (slang for a non-passing transgender man.) And "Incel" (stands for involuntary celibate.)

A pooncel is a female-to-male transgender person or a transmasculine person who is unable to get laid. This can be caused by many different things that transmasculine people struggle with (short height, mental illness, female socialization, lack of confidence, etc) which can also be struggled with by regular cisgender incels

Girl 1: "Have you seen Ayden? He's like 5'4!"
Girl 2: "What a pooncel, no woman will ever want him"

by Hijac August 31, 2022

Porcelain Name

"Easy to talk to but hard to explain "

I met a girl with a porcelain name

by Lyric_Lover June 17, 2018

Porcelain

Light, fragile and beautiful.
Extremely sensitive, but can be extremely vain and
Involves all of the seven sins, and also a singer
from the band "Porcelain and the tramps"

That Porcelain doll sure is fragile, don't break it.

by Kadie Bon Couver` November 12, 2007