top-posting

Top posting is the practise of replying to a message by writing above the original text.

Because it's messing up the reading order.
>Why?
>>Please stop top-posting.

by Eleni from Greece July 31, 2008

poncing

Often used in the British phrases 'poncing about' or 'poncing around', indicating that a person is acting childishly, dangerously or not being serious about the activity at hand.

Oi leave it out mate, stop poncing around, you could have someone's eye out with that stick.

by Guillermo M P June 3, 2007

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008

Lamp posting

"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.

"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"

by Calibreton August 27, 2018

panting kine

(pidgin english) elicits a panting kind of response; of the panting response; elicits some excitement on some level

watching Victoria Secret fashion show all panting kine; listening to Makena music makes me all panting kine

by YNK January 14, 2008