Pontiac bass

The signature bass sound that rattles the windows on most Pontiac brand cars. No car can beat that bass. Not even a Chevy which was the same model.

Hotel Room Service sounds good in a Pontiac. It has Pontiac bass.

by Mike63 November 9, 2009

Pontiac Air Test

When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck

I gave Cindy a Pontiac Air Test last night... that shit was too nasty to fuck!

by Moosefire66 September 17, 2019

Pontiac Aztek

One of the most ugliest cars to ever roll out of GM. The overall design looks horrible, but don't let the ugliness fool you. It has a decent top speed, a powerful V6 engine and not to mention its very roomy too. If you bought yours new, there's a chance it came with a camping tent you can attach to the back lift gate. Some people claim this car to basically be a Pontiac Montana on crack. It has actually seen an increase in popularity due to Walter White driving one on Breaking Bad.

Guy 1: Hey what kind of car are you driving?

Guy 2: A Pontiac Aztek.

Guy 1: That thing looks ugly as Hell!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well sit in this thing and then tell me what you think!

Guy 1: Holy crap! This thing is so comfortable I take back what I said!

by Firebirdy1999 July 6, 2014

Pontiac Silverdome

An abandoned stadium in Pontiac, Michigan. It has hosted the Detroit Lions, Detroit Pistons, some Soccer teams, and several football bowl games. After the Lions left in 2001, nothing significant really happened there. In April 2010, it reopened but nothing has happened there yet. It is a good example of the failure of Pontiac, Michigan.

The Pontiac Silverdome?, more like the Pontiac Shitdome.

by klingadingding December 14, 2010

Pontiac GTO

400 hp Pontiac musclecar. The last GTO was a fantastic car, but sales were dismal. Three factors are usually sited for poor sales. (1) It's from Australia, not the USA. I think that would be a stupid reason not to buy the car, but, many people are stupid! (2) Looks. It looked good enough to me, but, many complained that it didn't resemble any previous GTOs. (3) Cost. Maybe there should have been a less expensive Tempest V6 (the old GTO was based on the Tempest/LeMans), a 300 hp GTO, and a 400 horse GTO JUDGE (historical name for extra potent GTO).

In street lingo, the Pontiac GTO is known as "GOAT", and a GTO owner, a "Goater".

by Bahn, Otto Bahn December 1, 2006

Pontiac 6000

FWD midsize sedan. A GM A-body made by Pontiac which was discontinued in 1991 (see Buick Century, Chevy Celebrity, Oldsmobile Ciera). They are very reliable cars. Even the old models, which go back to 1982, are very roomy, legally seating up to six with the bench seat in front. For some reason, they were offered with a 2.5L 4-cylinder; apparently they thought having a 4-cyl = better gas mileage. The car is so damn heavy it didn't get much better mileage than the V6 model. Early models, such as the '84, came with a 2.8L V6 and a 3-speed auto. Later ones upgraded to the 3.1 with a 4-speed overdrive.

I bought a 6000 LE for $20. It looked like total shit, but could leave any ricer sitting at the light. Didn't have a muffler either. Upon hearing the engine rev, it was mistaken for an old Mustang. Ownzer.

by Daniel Richards March 18, 2004

Pontiac Parisienne

A car better than a chevy caprice or impala although it looks exactly the same. If you put it on 20 inch rims, and you add a hood scoop or spoiler it is the most stylish thing since fitted hats or skinney jeans. Any one who drives one should be crowned king of cars.

Pontiac Parisienne
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by ct ryder September 23, 2009