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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

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by somebody once told me March 24, 2017
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polympical

Somebody who’s only active in debating politics on election years; showing the same level of activity as the olympics.
Paul hasn’t said anything about the president since he last got elected and now he’s scolding us for voting Democrat? How Polympical can he get?
by DangeRoush1 February 8, 2020
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doompy poomp

When you're peaking on methamphetamine, two dudes & a chick with a strap on poomp you in the doompy, taking turns or at the same time.
"Bro, I went to visit Skrillex backstage and saw his doompy getting poomped by two dudes and a chick."
"Hey fellas (and lady), I'm high on meth, ya'll down for a doompy poomp?"
"Did you hear what happened to Alex yesterday? He got spun out and doompy poomped at the safe house."
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Plompy

To recieve a blowjob while you are taking a shit.
I need the toliet, fancy giving me a plompy?
by Neebur June 6, 2009
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Plomping

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.
The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.
by F023425 May 6, 2013
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Poompt

A pet name for a real close friend or family member.
"Hey poompt"
"Dats mah poompt"
"Wat chu doin poompt"
"Where mah poompt at"
by Da Bridge August 11, 2007
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