Pollen Jockie

A "vanilla" looking person who secretly likes their "flowers" nectar be eaten then "pollenated" by one or multiple guys.

She's/He's seems innocent but in the bed room she's/He's a huge dominate Pollen Jockie.

by IamU.B October 4, 2025

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

box pollen

Slang term for a yeast infection

"Yo, did you sleep with Janis?"

"Nahh dude she's got a bad case of the box pollen."

by Krustwad June 6, 2018

Joe-Polleyed

When you have too much alcohol in you and can’t handle it you are joe-polleyed.

Can’t wait to go out tonight and get joe-polleyed.
Did you see your man last night he was absolutely joe-polleyed.

by Rigid to February 2, 2020

Fat pollen bs

The act of smoking fat pollen bs is a sacred ritual known too scotland usually using a tonic bosko and a Barr's cola 2L and a 40 mil socket

Want wan ae Theese fat pollen bs bro

Aye get it burned

by Pollen connoisseur February 26, 2022

cock pollen

Old, dead skin from the taint area. Usually found under the nails of an elderly man with sagging balls.

My new client had a bad case of cock pollen under his nails.

by Speeder.578 July 27, 2022

Sea Pollen

A special type of pollen that comes from the sea.

Wow there is a lot of sea Pollen around today.

by Princessmh June 27, 2023