Politician 

A lying scumbag that tricks people into voting him into office and then gathers campaign funds to spend on martini and women.

"Cut it out-you're being such a politician."

Politician by TheProtoss October 5, 2013

Politician 

An amateur liar

Look at mike, he’s such a politician

Politician by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 30, 2019

Politician 

A person who dodges questions as a job

Person 1: Them politicians are unreliable.
Person 2: IKR?!

Politician by Mini_fuzz_ball May 22, 2020

Politician 

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.

Politician by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Politician 

See ,liar,pedophile ,cheat ,sex pest ,gay,bummer,idiot

Wow man that politician is a cum slut

Politician by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

politician 

A politician is one who will say and do that which is necessary to get elected to public office.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.

All of congress, after all they are "The Politician"

politician by THX2001 May 17, 2014

politician 

a soul deprived being that somehow people actually like (reminds me of furries)

You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.

politician by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 13, 2018