pokesturbate

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007

pokestevemon

A Canadian dude that wishes he was black.
He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.

He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you watching this douche?"
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"

(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)

2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."

by Maxwell's Demon August 20, 2008

dirty pousey

A stank vagina that has seen a bit too much cock and looks like an old baseball glove freshly oiled. Also refered to as a musky cave.

Damn that girl has not changed her pink pannties in over a week, she must have a dirty pousey!

by monkeyfuck August 4, 2007

hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

by pockets June 21, 2003

pousk

another word for pussy or being a coward

Mike: "Jared jump off the roof!"
Jared: "No fucking way!"
Mike: "Just do it you pousk."

by jkb13 October 12, 2010

pokul

Belly button in Malayalam. A Language spoken in Southern India, Specifically Kerala. It is a hole in the middle of your stomach and people know it as the sexiest body part to have sex with.

That homeless man had a stinky Pokul.

by Alan’s Balls May 15, 2018

Poksa

Poksa - Rodzaj obleśnych filmów, które podniecają seksualnie tylko osobę przesyłającą dany film dalej.

Ale Kamil znowu wysłał mi straszną Poksa. Chyba to lubi.

by Łazarski Gladiator October 22, 2020