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When a person rejects the conclusion of an argument by attacking its source, rather than attacking its premise.
Hitler claims that the earth goes around the sun.
But Hitler is evil and cannot be trusted.
Therefore the earth does not go around the sun.
But Hitler is evil and cannot be trusted.
Therefore the earth does not go around the sun.
by Nathar Leichoz July 24, 2004
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by Tigerino July 9, 2010
Get the Poison Pen mug.Apple Care became Poison Apple from a febrile group of thirteen COVID-19 infected upper level Apple employees in a hospital in with no windows. Poison Apple Developers are emotionally dark. They answered with anger, invalidation and with hostility customers would stop calling. The Poison Apple group started each day with watching Osho or Deepak Chopra footage and ended with full color war footage from the mid 1990s Poison Apple technicians had no training because most people would hang up. Poison Apple Employees say it was impossible or a questions is unimportant. Making fun of people helped. These employees were paid less than before. Tim Cook loved this idea because it would reduce call volume and increase profits for share holders. Apple stock peaked sharply in May 2021 and plummeted in June 2021 to $5 per share. New Start Up developed in Melbourne Australia by 3 female students who met at Uni. Pavlova products are 100% recyclable. Pavlova uses highly trained employees in tech who would resolves issues quickly. Apple is a product of grouchy old farts who used the Next Door App to be fight with neighbors online. Pavlova was the brand chosen by youth and vibrant athletic older people. Apple for the toilet to measures urine volume. named iPEE. Microsoft purchased Apple and later merged apple and Microsoft. The software was called iSOFT. Impotence of the baby boomers inspired this. Apple became overly focused on bodily functions.
I sold my iPad, Apple Pencil , iPhone and MacBook after Apple support changed to the Poison Apple. I liked the polite intelligent tech support at Pavlova. I liked that Pavlova products are made in Australia, USA and Canada.created High Paying jobs the united states in call centers and factories. The American dream was reality again.
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by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine June 2, 2021
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by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013
Get the poison lemon mug.2 of the most prominent plants in America belonging to the family toxicodendron radicans (non climbing poison ivy) and (toxicodendron rydbergii) climbing variety.
This plant releases a concentrated oil known as urushiol which even in the smallest dosage can cause massive inflammatory damage to exposed flesh.
Despite common belief POISON IVY IS NOT CONTAGIOUS after the infection has been created. It cannot be passed on if the wound is touched, nor does the secretion from the wound cause infection it is merely water, small doses of potassium, and puss. Poison ivy is noted for its 3 distinct leaves and can be found in any environment at any time of the year. typically it occurs in large patches near the perimeter of fields and overgrowth and is most likely to be found in a sunny environment as opposed to deep inside a canopy woods.
Poison ivy should not be handled in any way and under no circumstances should you try to remove the weed with your bare hands. the oil is more potent at the roots and stems then it is on the leaves. Do not mow or burn over the plant as it will release the oil in a vapor form which can then enter your lungs and cause severe inflammation:
Common treatments:
If you know you just had contact with the plant DO NOT TOUCH ANY PART OF YOUR BODY: the oil is spread after contact this way. Immediately wash the infected area with COLD WATER (as cold water closes your pores and keeps the oil from entering, warm water will open the pores) use soap, and alcohol base to remove the oil.
The infected area will develop typically in a day with mild itching, and slight burning. It will appear as small red splotches, or red skin. As the wound evolves it will become progressively worse and begin to blister, itch dramatically, and begin to secrete puss.
The way to defeat poison ivy is to dry it out: if you are overcome with severe burning and itching take a bath with a large amount of baking soda, this will bring down the itch considerably for a period of time. Avoid scratching the wound as this will disrupt the healing process as well as increase the chance of scaring.
if the problem pursuits you should consult a doctor: typically the doctor might provide an inoculation of a cortisone based product to help with drying the wound but for the most part it is successfully treated with Methylprednisolone which aids the adrenal gland with production to bring down the inflammation: Methylprednisolone is perscription in a packet system where the patient will take a 6 pill dosage on the first, a 5 pill on the second, and so on.
Immnuinty agains the oil is frequently climed but remember that the immunity against the oil is gained and lost and vice versa so never assume that you cant get it. In a heavy enough form any one can be infected by the oil
This plant releases a concentrated oil known as urushiol which even in the smallest dosage can cause massive inflammatory damage to exposed flesh.
Despite common belief POISON IVY IS NOT CONTAGIOUS after the infection has been created. It cannot be passed on if the wound is touched, nor does the secretion from the wound cause infection it is merely water, small doses of potassium, and puss. Poison ivy is noted for its 3 distinct leaves and can be found in any environment at any time of the year. typically it occurs in large patches near the perimeter of fields and overgrowth and is most likely to be found in a sunny environment as opposed to deep inside a canopy woods.
Poison ivy should not be handled in any way and under no circumstances should you try to remove the weed with your bare hands. the oil is more potent at the roots and stems then it is on the leaves. Do not mow or burn over the plant as it will release the oil in a vapor form which can then enter your lungs and cause severe inflammation:
Common treatments:
If you know you just had contact with the plant DO NOT TOUCH ANY PART OF YOUR BODY: the oil is spread after contact this way. Immediately wash the infected area with COLD WATER (as cold water closes your pores and keeps the oil from entering, warm water will open the pores) use soap, and alcohol base to remove the oil.
The infected area will develop typically in a day with mild itching, and slight burning. It will appear as small red splotches, or red skin. As the wound evolves it will become progressively worse and begin to blister, itch dramatically, and begin to secrete puss.
The way to defeat poison ivy is to dry it out: if you are overcome with severe burning and itching take a bath with a large amount of baking soda, this will bring down the itch considerably for a period of time. Avoid scratching the wound as this will disrupt the healing process as well as increase the chance of scaring.
if the problem pursuits you should consult a doctor: typically the doctor might provide an inoculation of a cortisone based product to help with drying the wound but for the most part it is successfully treated with Methylprednisolone which aids the adrenal gland with production to bring down the inflammation: Methylprednisolone is perscription in a packet system where the patient will take a 6 pill dosage on the first, a 5 pill on the second, and so on.
Immnuinty agains the oil is frequently climed but remember that the immunity against the oil is gained and lost and vice versa so never assume that you cant get it. In a heavy enough form any one can be infected by the oil
-POISON IVY is not contagious, only the urushiol is and it is discarded around 2 hours after it is initially contracted
-DO NOT initially wash with warm water, only cold water
-NEVER handle poison ivy, especially by the root or stem
-The oil itself is around all year, even in the winter so constantly be aware if you go hiking
-DO NOT initially wash with warm water, only cold water
-NEVER handle poison ivy, especially by the root or stem
-The oil itself is around all year, even in the winter so constantly be aware if you go hiking
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