poesmina

Derived from the Afrikaans word for vagina (Poes) in conjunction with the second half of the original pashmina (mina), worn in pashmina fashion, the poesmina is slightly larger and far more comfortable. It is often seen drapped around a goodlooking homosexual man on his way to tea or to purchase cigarettes.

Dani: "Oh Rennie, I just love that poesmina on you, the colour is fab..."
Rennie: "Thanks Koeks"

by Ralph Graca June 11, 2006

Poeten

The poet who writes only ten-line-poems.

I would like to be a great poeten in the days ahead.

by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2013

PetStupid

A high-end specialty store for people who are so warped about pampering their pets that their spending becomes stupid.

Let’s take Fifi and her friends to PetStupid for her birthday and outfit them all in Yoda costumes!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Sand Poet

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Poes

Often used to describe a complete asshole or to describe how terrible something is.

Why do you have to act like a fucking poes!
You are a poes for what you did.

That movie was poes.

by Taken for a Poes March 4, 2019

Petstore

Urban hookup spot for a transgender men.

I would like to meet you at the Petstore.

by Am I Interested January 16, 2019