pluto pup

A Pluto pup is an Australian delicacy, a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. If you decline a Pluto Pup from someone, you will be kicked out of the country, you monster.

Also known as Corn Dog

Alice: Hey Jimmy want a Pluto Pup?

Jimmy: Oh no thanks

Alice: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DECLINE A PLUTO PUP! PLUTO PUPS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PERFECT IN ALL WAYS. YOU ARE A FUCKING SWINE I CANT BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST YOU FUCKING PEACE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT

Jimmy: Jesus fine i'll have a Pluto Pup damn

by Don'tPanic!AtthediscoNoNotYet April 24, 2016

plutocrat

Someone who exercises power through wealth.

A government or state controlled by the wealthy.

Plutocrats have a larger control over the world then ever before.

by apexcp July 5, 2005

Pluntkin

A very precise sexual act which can only occur on Halloween or during Mardi Gras. While dressed in a pumpkin costume, a man takes a poop, and during this lights up a fat blunt and receives a blowjob. These simultaneous actions are known as a pluntkin, not to be mistaken for the simple blumpkin.

Jim, wearing his new pumpkin outfit, headed into the shitter. While squeezing one out, he lit up that ounce blunt he had been saving in his back pocket for a special moment, and soon after taking that first hit, he shocked to find Sarah opening the bathroom door, getting on her knees, and begin giving him a pluntkin.

by pluntmaster January 27, 2009

plunt

a plump cunt that bulges out so much that the jeans stretch the zipper, exposing it.

Look at Brenda, her plunt is so big you can see the shinny gold zipper as she walks down the street.

by ohbrenda April 4, 2010

Pluto

1. A loner reject planet that the solar system kicked out
2. Mickey Mouse's awesome dog
3. Your mum.

Sarah: I kinda feel sorry for Pluto, you know?
Bianca: What? The planet or the dog or what?
Sarah: the planet, DER.

by YOURMUMRATESME February 21, 2010

Pluto

a poor little rock thingy in space that was tricked into thinking it was a planet, when... wham! some mean scientists told it the truth: it was a "dwarf planet" (which is some sick disorder that tiny planets are labeled with). i feel bad for the little guy.

"It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either."- Snorg Tees

by Spyder Gurl October 17, 2008

pluto

a big ball of methane and nitrogen that was big ballin' as a planet for about 80 years, until the IAU (International Astronomical Union) decided to get all technical and make that little bitch a "dwarf planet." At this point, it's a pretty safe bet that Pluto won't be getting laid anytime soon.

Pluto used to get invited to P Diddy parties back when he was part of the big 9, but now he can't even kick it with Polly Shore. What a a tool!

by MC Docky Dock August 24, 2006