Platkin

A weak or servile man who steals candy from babies.

"He acted like a platkin when he took the lollipop from Junior."

by MathGoddess June 27, 2023

Plotting

Has / Have been planning on having sexual relations with a person for a period of time.

“ I think Daniel has been plotting on you!”

by iheartchickenwings.0rg April 3, 2024

Plotting world domination

(Usually preceded by calling them an npc and claiming "bro thinks..." or" bro's...")

1) A goofy, mocking way of describing someone who's lost deeply in thought.

2) A way of mocking someone who's really mad but is "fighting demons" in their head

1)

person 1: look at this npc, he's staring into space.
person 2: Bro thinks he's plotting world domination.

2)
person 1: whys this npc so mad?
person 2: i know right, bro's plotting world domination.

by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

plosking

The act of smoking a cigarette through your anus and then blowing out the cigarette with a fart

Me and my girl were bored with one cigarette left so we decided to do some plosking

by anonymous April 19, 2024

Plotting

When you like someone, and is secretly plotting to get with them or around them, basically being delusional but also trying to shoot your shot

Girl: he is super cute. I'm definitely plotting on getting with him.

Other girl: oh the new kid? Definitely.

by sypthany smith June 28, 2024