plaped

Extremely intoxicated, to the point of plapedness. See trashed, shit-faced, etc.

Dude, I'm gonna get PLAPED tonight!

by Durandal_7 March 25, 2007

Ploppa

To penetrate someones asshole with a high speed, then pull it out as fast as you can to make the sound "plopp"

Ska jag ploppa dig?
Får jag ploppa dig?

by Goagubbbar February 1, 2015

Sloppy Ploppies

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.

"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."

by nick ruff October 26, 2005

plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.

Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.

by Kaibe November 14, 2006

plophorse

a prize prick

you daft plophorse

by deddybear January 27, 2010

plopnpull

The act of masturbating while defecating. Best done on the plopper.

The aroma of the truckstop toilet was so intoxicating that I had to engage in a plopnpull.

To fap or poop is human. To plopnpull, devine.

I knew I shouldn't have jerked off when I felt the full press of a turtle tail. The outcome was inevitable... a plopnpull.

by frontocks June 20, 2010

plopportunity

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014