phonernet

Internet that is available for cellular phones.

"Hey Todd, what's an "El Nino"?"
"I don't know, I'll check my phonernet."

by DeChunk July 5, 2008

poonerang

When a guy breaks up with one of his girls and moves away, but comes back and has anal sex with her in the back door...by which I mean her ass.

Poonerang is a portmanteau word created by fusing poon with boomerang.

"Remember Karen? Well, I totally got some of that poonerang off of her when I went home for Thanksgiving."

by Sean Gray December 28, 2005

Phoner

When a girl mistakes a guy's cellphone for his penis.

Girl: Oh my, what is that in your pants???

Guy: Sorry, that's just my phoner...

by BananaDemocracy October 23, 2010

pussy plower

When somene eats the living shit out of a chicks pussy.

Tom loves to eat mary's pussy 24/7. He's the biggest "pussy plower" I know.

by hump me August 28, 2003

poonerade

The refreshing juice that comes out of the girls poonani.

Man i could really go for a bottle of poonerade.

by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006

pooners

people that are always on the prowl for women

dude lucas,
What?
those guys are such pooners
why yes there are jack

by jack/lucas August 4, 2007

Phoner

Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.

Dude! I can see your phoner!

by JMcderp January 19, 2011