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taco platter

Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.
"Man, I just came out of the john, and it looks like I ate 3 taco platters!"
by benihana_chef June 24, 2004
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tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
by Catman378 January 18, 2009
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Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.
Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter
by AustinSmallbone March 6, 2009
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pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.
I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!
by KL June 2, 2003
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Combo Platter

When a man has recieved 2 or more, different sexually transmitted diseases...on his wangular area
poor dave delmonico gave lady jessica the horrific " Combo Platter" served with a delicious side salad, after he recieved numerous STDs thru the village bike!!!!
by Jam OUT!!!! May 3, 2005
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Platter Gut

Of, or having, the human condition/beingness of being able to put a four inch or larger diameter plate or platter at the apex peak of the gut
by Eddietaps79 May 18, 2021
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Pittern

A tessellated diagram that at first glance may not look like it was produced by the number π, but on closer look, it reveals a figure patterned solely by the mathematical contant positioned in different orientations.
Ian plans to promote some of his pitterns as part of a collection of Pi NFTs on OpenSea, hoping that some math geeks would buy or bid for these wallet-friendly digital creations to support him financially.
by Fasters March 25, 2022
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