How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp

A disturbing, yet illuminating book by the notorious pimp Dazzle Razzle.

Hank: How to be a Motherfucking Pimp gave me nightmares
Joe: But you did learn how to pimp like a motherfucker
Hank: Indeed. And for this I am eternally grateful to Dazzle Razzle. God bless that motherfucking pimp
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by Da pterodactyl May 12, 2016

pimp cotton

choice of clothes that make you look spuer fly, like a pimp struttin' on his walk

Tito was wearing his pimp cotton last night when he was at the club.

What are you talking about rags? My clothes are straight pimp cotton.

I know you are jealous of my pimp cotton.

by stbull September 23, 2009

Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.

After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020

Miami pimp smack

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

Pimp Nails

Long Pinkie nails that are used to scoop and snort speed(amphetamine), Ritalin(Methylphenidate), and research chemicals(such as methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, 3-Fluormethoamphetamine, Troparil, 4F-MPH and more).

I used my pimp nails to scoop and snort speed (amphetamine). It was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 10, 2021

pimp ferocity

1) The act of agressively pimping, to the point of embarrassing close friends who lack your pimp game.

2) Pimping hard.

"Man Drew has so many girls, I admire his pimp ferocity."

"I'm so embarrassed, he's got so much pimp ferocity it put me to shame."

"Ladies have have pimp ferocity too."

by Lil Dick March 6, 2008

Pimp Thrust

When you just over-exaggerate a pelvic thrust in a very upwards motion. It’s as if your boner is just laying upright on your stomach, trying to pound some angel’s pussy.

“This one stripper at the club was so into me. I was pimp thrusting her for half the night cuz she was just towering over me”

by pooponsoup69 March 31, 2020