Joe Playin' Ho

Any people of the persuasion to do anything creative and be amazing with it. i.e. having the abilities of Mr. Bond

Dick: Wow! That David sure is creative, he does everything well, Music, painting, and plumbing!

Jane: Yeah, he sure is a "Joe Playin' Ho"!

by Josiah234782 January 20, 2009

playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up

"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"

by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019

playin fool

When someone is playing you out as a Fool, then play the fool for a minute so you can fool everyone that played you as a Fool.

Example: I'm playin fool for a minute to getback at MF. Haha

by luvinmyhubby August 3, 2019

Playinity

The status of if you're a player of not kind of like a virginity but it's more of a status thing.

Boy 1: I'm in love with Delilah bro!
Boy 2: FAREAL? You used to be a player man!
Boy 1: DOES THIS MEAN I'VE LOST MY PLAYINITY?
Boy 2: YUP!!
Boy 1: Fuck it It's worth it!

by Thawild.kidd October 9, 2017

Playin' cheaps

When someone plays a game in an unusual manner giving them an upper hand.

Example - someone uses a minigun in a deathmatch, they be playin' cheaps

-AC

by Ac80 September 24, 2016

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

Playin da bass

A euphemism for vigorous masturbation, sometimes used following the David Ellefson (former bassist of Megadeth) incident where he masturbated on camera.

Guy 1: "I love playin da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"
Guy 2: "You love scat? You should play a KoRn bassline then".

by BrahRebleck November 14, 2023