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Playtapussy

To pat ya playtapussy is as formally know to be,

Flickin da bean in the wee hours of the night
Hey teach, I missed the buss this morning.

I was up too late pattin my playtapussy I slept through my alarm
Playtapussy by Missy808 August 8, 2025
A slang term for a woman with so much botox in her lips that they think having a ducks bill is like having a second vagina.
That botox clinic is a real Platypuss factory.
Platypuss by Hjk996 September 21, 2018

Plastapuss 

Artificial pussy. Sex changes pussy. Plastic surgeon created pussy
She's not a real girl, she's a plastapuss
Plastapuss by Dru Davis July 18, 2023

Dirty platapus

Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.
Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.
Dirty platapus by Not plat March 8, 2020