Pitchfork

Abbreviation for www.pitchforkmedia.com, the best indie music site on the internet.

I almost bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I read the Pitchfork review and found out how shitty it is.

by asketchykid June 23, 2003

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

Pitchfork

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by Tek dat nine trey gangsta October 8, 2008

pitchfork media

The one music review website on the internet where the reviews are at least semi-tolerable. This is due to the fact that they're not being written by thirteen year olds (like on Absolutepunk) or by 40 year olds who only listen to top 40 radio (like Rolling Stone) but by actual WRITERS. Indie kids like to shit all over Pitchfork because they give bad reviews to bad music with no exceptions and only hypes bands that are too obscure to name drop to strangers you met at the Anberlin show.

Indie Kid: I can't believe Pitchfork Media gave the new Death Cab for Cutie album a 6/10 but gave some twat named Vampire Weekend a 9/10!

Sensible person: Have you ever even listened to Vampire Weekend?

Indie Kid: Well, I haven't seen them on Fuse yet.

by trafficjamparades December 22, 2008

Pitchfork

An adjective used to describe something that is exeptionally trendy or rad. This comes from the indie rock online magazine pitchforkmedia.com, and originally referred to something that was very indie. However, it has come to be referrable to anything, indie rock or not. (esp. used in the Bay Area)

BECKY: wow, this band is pretty pitchfork

ALANA: you're pretty pitchfork too, becky

by alana is pitchfork February 18, 2009

Pitchfork Republican

Working class Republicans. Made up of mostly industrial, manufacturing or trade workers that voted Republican and abandoned Democrat party and voted for Trump. As opposed to country club Republicans who represent the rich Republicans

The Pitchfork Republicans ... are identified by its support of reactionary populism. Pitchfork Republicans are defined as promoting the economic well-being of the working and middle class while protecting the culture and society structure and foundations of the nation.

In the farm fields and industrial centers, Trump has raised an army of Pitchfork Republicans to throw out the old guard Country Club Republicans and their allies the elitist Democrats.

by Uppity White Man February 13, 2019

robert pitchford

A crazy and out going man. He is always going to make you smile! You know when he is coming.

Man you are such a Robert pitchford, laughing like that!

by Hi for January 12, 2014