phantom ping

When you use too much discord and hear the discord ping sound at random times even though there is no ping you lonely fuck. This is not a ghost ping (which is real). A phantom ping isn't real and you are imagining it.

Phantom Ping: PING!
You: Who pinged me?
Everyone else: No one.

by Wyattagum October 19, 2020

Nigger Ping-Pong

Basketball

Bill: Hey did you catch the basketball game last night?

Ron: No I don't watch nigger ping-pong.

by The Rebel Militia May 29, 2009

Ping spoofer

Someone who is bald and likes the number 14 using there 4chan hacking skills to make you bald.

I am a ping spoofer

by Ur moms ex girlfriends brother August 20, 2020

rav ping

ugh i fucking hate this island why the fuck do i always average above 10,000 ms in every fucking game i play i hate this slum wifi stupid fucking island

oh no! I've got rav ping

by bigfatretard22 July 17, 2020

Alfie Ping

To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie.

Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad."
Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping."

by life gone south August 3, 2020

media ping-pong

When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.

Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"

Baseball player: "Ask him."

Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."

by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

Ping Chong

When an Asian man lets out his inner party animal. The so called "alter ego" of the nerdy, studying typical Asian individual.

Dude 1 (talking about the party last night): did you see that asian guy with his ridiculous glow?!

Dude 2: He definitely let out ping chong.

by SwimTeamLA December 27, 2010