phantom ping

When you use too much discord and hear the discord ping sound at random times even though there is no ping you lonely fuck. This is not a ghost ping (which is real). A phantom ping isn't real and you are imagining it.

Phantom Ping: PING!
You: Who pinged me?
Everyone else: No one.

by Wyattagum October 20, 2020

LMOA

It's dyslexic for LMAO "laughing my ass off"

Basically just a typo...

Person A: babaoeroy is suh funy y mem lmoa
Person B: lmao you having a stroke?

by Wyattagum October 26, 2020