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A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.
“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
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pinky dinky

pinky dinky is a small penis or "dinky" as some girls will call it, usually the girl will look at her own pinky finger or her thumb and she will laugh if your dick is the same size or smaller
Tiffanie looked down and saw that his dick was even smaller than her thumb. She almost choked with laughter but tried to remain calm. She quickly realized her thumb was bigger than Travis' pinky dinky. She started to laugh, but needed a ride home so she caught herself. The following week, every girl in high school would not date Travis unless they were interested in small penises.
by brad1256 January 20, 2014
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Russian Pinch

A substitute for a roach when rolling a joint.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.
by The Russian Roller April 20, 2009
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Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.
Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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Mongolian Pinch

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food
I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.
by Don't question it March 22, 2017
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pinch a growler

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.
hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.
by papa jojo 042072 August 24, 2008
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