pilk

pepsi and milk mixed together

"that pilk hits dif ong frfrfr"

by Thy Cum Master November 7, 2022

Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.

'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais

by see see July 5, 2004

pili'kia

trouble, pain in the ass etc.

eh! do me favor? a'ole pili'kia

by konagirl October 18, 2003

pilk

The milk of pigs, came from the BBC comedy 'Look Around You'

'This pilk is delicious'
'Ghosts smell like pigs milk: Pilk'

by SLA November 22, 2006

pilkers

someone who is generally always saying stupid stuff / this stupid stuff makes people laugh.

I didnt know there was a carphone warehouse in cardiff?(from a girl who has lived there all her life) (there are 6) therfore a pilkers.

by captain1111111 January 19, 2009

Pilk

A word our science teacher created for Milk that comes from plants and not Cows (Milk from plants)

"Almond Milk is an example of Pilk "
"I only drink pilk, Milk is not good for our bodies in the long run, don't believe what doctors say"

by Deochand Deodharrie December 20, 2018

pilin

to have an unusually small penis; to be an asshole; to be a pussy (not literally); any other use you can think of; a friendly insult :)

Avi, you're todo pilin, buey.
Rene, why do you have to be a pilin???
Avi, don't be such a pilin; what's the worst that could happen?

by bob January 3, 2005