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philistine

1. A group of sub-pagans in Biblical times who were killed in a suicide attack by Samson.

2. A type of person who spends all of his/her life's CPU cycles on how to make everybody else's lives absolutely miserable--especially one who throws their legal weight around while doing so. Examples include schoolteachers, terrorists (of any race/religion), lawyers/ambulance chasers, Sammy on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", hate groups, people who lobby for freedom from religion instead of freedom of religion (hellloooo! there's a difference there!), war-hungry peoples,the RIAA/MPAA/ISDA, spyware/malware/virus writers, those who support activation DRM in computer programs...etc.
Only a philistine would force people to pay for a non-energy-bearing electrical waveform.
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philistine

an uncircumcised pegan also know as a turtleneck, hoodie, or anteater due to the fact that the philistines were uncircumcised and the jews were.
Sick dude, your a philistine!
by Petrix October 8, 2006
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philissa

Philissa is a sweet girl who laughs in your face but hides dislike for you . She's funny and naive,she fights when she has to,but is shy sometimes when around mannerly people. She's honest but not always. She doesn't care what you think about her. She lives her life her way,and is not a fan of saying sorry,she's not pretty but isn't ugly philissa speaks her mind but knows when to hold back.
She's a philissa, not loyal,but I like her
by Silvia mason 369 October 18, 2020
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Philistine

A term used to describe an overly aggressive and simple person.
Person#1:NO, FORTNITE IS A GOOD GAME!
Person#2: Quiet down, you philistine.
Person#1:AGHHHGHAHHAHAH
by Neon_Cancer April 14, 2021
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Philis

Philis
Philis is a charismatic women, she is very daring and probably owns a few tattoos. This girl is so spontaneous, one day she might have black and the other for no reason red hair just because they got bored. Philis never wants to be like everyone else, she enjoys being the weirdo in the room. Eve thought she has this very big personality shes the nicest person. She is the definition of a modern day hippie.
Girl 1: Do you saw Philis new tattoo?
Girl 2: I did, she got two more two hours ago.
by Sandybeach October 17, 2013
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Philistine

a) a slug

b) someone that hates/doesn't understand physics
Manuel: the centripetal force is pushing me against this wall.

Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.
by slugswillburnwhenitrains October 23, 2010
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philistian

The religion Christian and Phil came up with one autumn night while high. It is a religion where basically, all you believe in is peace. You may have seperate beliefs if you want, but as long as you believe in peace, your fine.
You may be a member of philistian, as long as you believe in peace.
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