Walltong philes

Some scary shi dat giv u nitemares or sum ting idk

Man.1: i get scær'd by walltong philes
Man.2: me too

by Alternatesexual February 16, 2022

Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness

Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww

by Helivitica January 26, 2024

pot - o - phile

any law enforcement who improperly touches anyone in their crotch and genital area searching for cannabis. equal to a child molester.

that sheriff is a 100% pot - o - phile, he touched my pepe thinking it was weed.

by green trump July 06, 2022

piñata phile

A piñata phile is where you tie a rope around your partners stomach and attach it to the ceiling like your partner is a piñata. Then you smack your partners ass with a whip.

I piñata philed my girlfriend yesterday, her ass is red raw now. She liked it though.

by Daddy's hard cock May 02, 2016

vet - o - phile

any law enforcement who searches a military veterans crotch, improperly touching in the genital area, searching for cannabis. female leos fingering veterans vajinas searching for cannabis. these leos are equal to child molesters.

that corrupt leo , vet - o - phile P O S , rifled thru my junk thinking my dick was a bag of weed.

by green trump July 06, 2022

Phile VdV

the literal definition and embodiment of depression

dude don't be such a Phile VdV you can do better

by bruv you dont know who i am January 09, 2020