Penile Beat Down

The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.

I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.

by sxizzla November 29, 2009

Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

Penile Intervention

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.

"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"

by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006

Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.

Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.

by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 30, 2010

Phenylalanine

1 of 3 chemicals found in Aspartame, the other 2 being aspartic acid and methanol. High levels of phenylalanine in the blood can cause reduction to serotonin levels in the brain, which can cause a person to be short-tempered, bipolar, and even depressed and suicidal.

You don’t need PKU for Phenylalanine to give you brain damage.

by Riccc James February 6, 2007

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017