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Pace and Purpose

walking methodically and quickly, because normal walking is not good enough
1: Dude! Claire said we need to walk with pace and purpose, hurry up!
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on purpose

meaning, it was meant to look accidental, but it was fully intentional for whatever reason, usually to manipulate some one or situation.

also used as, "not on purpose"
"I know he hated that vase my old boyfriend gave me, so he like dropped it and was all sorry about it and said his hands were wet, well you Know that was on purpose."
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For entertainment purposes only

Fake. Used in particular by purported 'reality' television programmes to allow them to present fictional material without having to explicitly label it as such or incur regulatory liability.
'Haunting Evidence' is for entertainment purposes only.
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Life's Purpose

now you learn secret, we be you
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purposelessnessist

a person with no purpose in life, socially, and/or goals. Such a useless person, if killed impacts no one just as a stone thrown into a pond causes no ripple.
Such a useless person in society, with no purpose in life, in death, in society or hierachy, does not and cannot contribute to mankind in anyway shape or form except consume precious food for more deserving people, breathing in air of this already decaying environment.

almost without life, an entity without destiny, skills, ambition or requisits required for anything life has to offer.

Purposslessness usually derives from prolonged depression and the sense of having no reason for existing. Such an introvert who harbours such feelings for a profound period evolves into this "purposelessnessist"
mentally handicapped persons unable to recognise relatives or participate or contribute to the world or socially.

30 year old+ men who still live with parents who have never worked a day of his life
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For all intensive purposes

de facto: The phrase is a corruption of "for all intents and purposes" by persons who have heard the phrase, but have not read it in it's proper form. It means "for all intents, and for all purposes."

de jure: Taken literally, the phrase means "for purposes which are intense. All purposes which are not intense are not included." This is almost completely opposite to what is meant by most people, and is why it is imperitive that persons use the proper phrase.
For all intensive purposes, everyone gets this phrase wrong.
by KJ Fee January 14, 2007
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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