Permanent Moonbase

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.

Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.

by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012

Permanent Moler

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.

Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.

by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016

pervana

Pervana

(perv-ôn-uh)

noun
the male transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.

The greatest masters of Pervana are said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild Tourette's syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".

"The practice of Yoga has since time immemorial been, though not expressly, most certainly solely administered for the sake of the male enlightened few who wish to achieve Pervana.
The "anchor" chakra, through said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other two eyes without disturbing the environment's flow."

by Phat Phuk May 13, 2017

Perhapsuate

To be perhaps

Destinee: "Momma, why you perhapsuate that I best get that did?"
Mom: "Girl, you know best I aint be making no perhapsuations."
Destinee: "But momma, alright."

by Roliqua Shawntellica Wilson February 15, 2009

Permanent Vacation

A permanent vacation occurs when an employee decides their vacation away from the company will indeed be permanent. This term coincides with the term "permanent break," simply being when an employee doesn't come back from break.

"It doesn't look like Eduardo will be coming back to work from his vacation. Looks like it was a permanent vacation for him."

by Yeyeeeee123 December 8, 2019

Perhapples

A fun play on the word "Perhaps".
Similar to "Maybe".

"Wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Perhapples. I may have to work."

by LoveBoat_xo October 3, 2009

pernando

Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.

(commonly mistaken as Fernando)

"hey m8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando."

by The Urban Dictionary Elder January 17, 2015