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Pedestrian

An insult applied to people who do something stupid or senseless.
I can't believe you shot him, you pedestrian!
by Connor Devine September 17, 2004
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Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.
Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever
by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005
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Podestrian

Someone who would rather pay twice the price of a normal mp3 player of the same capacity blind to the fact that services like itunes harm the music industry.
'It's funny listening to those podestrians ramble on when they could have just got a creative for half the price'
by Hair LeMair January 23, 2005
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Pedestrianism

That kid practices pedestrianism
by KNZR March 8, 2008
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Pedestrian Crosswalk

The pedestrian crosswalk is when two people are having sex and a third party person walks over or on the backs of the people during intercourse.

This position is best done outside in the streets.

It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.
John and Jane had no money for a hotel room so they had sex in the middle of a busy sidewalk and ending up doing it pedestrian crosswalk style.
by Editor Man March 31, 2008
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pedestrian

non-graffiti writer.
He was (a) pedestrian while the kids he knew were actual writers.
by sändanon March 6, 2011
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Pedestrian Count

When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.
No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.
by steviemo December 4, 2012
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