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Patriotic Cancer

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.
I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker
by k_brhodes July 6, 2014
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patriot rapist

A term used for a soldier when doing what he has been trained to do.
We don’t like thinking about the wider disturbing reality of war which includes the actions of the patriot rapist.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020
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hyper patriot

A person who has unwavering, blind patriotism.
Eric owns 44 American flags--he's a hyper patriot.
by USE For Ever February 9, 2009
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Patriot Act

The latest attempt by the US Government to curtail the rights of its citizens.
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patriotism

bleeding- or dying to defend our GOD GIVEN RIGHTS of free expression, freedom to worship GOD, freedom to own property, freedom from government meddling, freedom to life from conception to natural death, freedom to remain silent when accused, freedom of innocence until proven otherwise, freedom of association, freedom of DISassociation
patriotism is the willingness to give of one's self completely for others to experience the awesomeness of America under God
by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011
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Douchebag Patriot

Someone who proclaims his/her support for the constitution, limited government, personal liberties, and the free market yet derides people who choose to vote for candidates that actually support these ideas because such candidates are deemed "un-electable".
Douchebag Patriot: You're voting for Gary Johnson? A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Obama! You need to vote for Romney!

Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.

Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!

Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.

Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.
by integritymatters October 19, 2012
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Makeshift Patriot

A makeshift patriot is someone who is manipulated into a sense of patriotism by the media, the government and other sources outside of their own experience. This definition comes from an interpretation of the song by the same name by the artist Sage Francis.
Don't waive your rights with your flags.
by Nicholas Sloan February 12, 2005
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