patootie

Patootie is "ass".

But "sweet patootie" is a term of endearment.

"I don't give a rat's patootie".

"You're my sweet patootie".

by Eliezer Pennywhistler May 17, 2006

mike patton

Greatest vocalist in metal. Sung for Faith No More in place of the previously awful vocalist Chuck Mosely. He got the job based on a demo he handed FNM from his work with Mr Bungle. He worked these two bands together and made some messy and random music with Mr Bungle, all 3 albums vary greatly in genre, showcasing his diverse ability. His first album with FNM- The Real Thing was an epic 80's album although Angel Dust and the sub-sequent albums essentialy created the nu-metal genre. After the splitting of Faith No More he went into Fantomas, an even stranger band than Mr Bungle. In Fantomas. he rarely uses lyrics, instead using his voice as an instrument creating a variety of obscure noises. His latest band is the more linear Tomahawk. He's also performed on Dillinger Escape Plan EP- Irony is a Dead Scene and ventured into rap with General Patton vs The X Ecuctioners there's also his experimental solo work.

"Shit man, this music is the fucking shit!"

"Who is it?"

"Mike fucking Patton, you dig?"

"Yeah, Patton owns"

by Albino May 13, 2005

Patoochie

Vagina.

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.

by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012

cootie patootie

anyone that is hot and/or has a hot body.

billy k., you are a cootie patootie with a booty ooty!

by jeniffersays October 31, 2008

Mootie patootie

Mootie patootie is a word tiktok user michaelaftonsfave made and is used on friends or mutuals.

Are you having a good day mootie patootie?

by ikyrie February 25, 2022

mootie patootie

a silly nickname given to online mutuals

“this is my mootie patootie named jack!”
“im very delighted to have you around mootie patootie”

by unknown22708 March 4, 2022

horse's patootie

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all

Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.

by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010