Pactards

Fans of Manny Pacquiao who are uninformed and know absolutely nothing about the sport of boxing except anything related to Manny Pacquiao or when Floyd Mayweather will fight him.

On December 8th 2012, I was watching the Pacquiao-Marquez PPV card in a sports bar down in my city and while one of the undercard fights was going on between Yuriorkis Gamboa and Michael Farenas (a Manny Pacquiao look-a-like), a group of Pactards shrieked out of nowhere when they saw a cut on his face yelling "oh no manny" not aware that it wasn't Manny Pacquiao who was fighting at the moment.

by pimpgoz January 11, 2013

Windows Pattern

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.

windows xp windows vista windows 7 windows pattern

by wabbabu9776 June 7, 2009

Patwari

A group of shameless assholes in Pakistan who worship their fucking corrupt idol Nawaz Sharif, who has been proven guilty by the apex court of the country.

He will never admit the truth as he is a patwari

by A Patwari March 1, 2019

pattaloog

pattaloog => sneakerhead

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Air Jordans or Air Max.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.

Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh patta's. Gotta be a pattaloog

by repelsteeltje December 29, 2008

Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017

Patterrz

British YouTuber who loves tea, never failed a nuzlocke, definitely never cheated in a nuzlocke, has never failed a shiny and will eat a coffee bean

Person 1: Hey do you know the YouTuber Patterrz
Person 2: Ya I know them, aren't they the one who failed a few shinies and cheated in a nuzlocke
Person 1: No, that never happened you are just seeing things or hearing things
Person 2: ah, alright

by AndroidLightMary May 6, 2021

Design-Pattern

A general, reusable solution to a commonly occurring problem within a given context in life.

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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna play it cool"

"nice dude, that's a design-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to not kick sand in Ninja's face"

"good call man -- that's a design-pattern"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019