She is a loving and caring girl who can sometimes be a fat-ass. Shes always there for you and will do anything for you. She will fuck up anyone who hurts you and will never let you go. She is very insecure about her looks even thought she is a beautiful person from the inside out. She sleeps a lot and may come up to you with half open eyes. She tries to turn her dreams to gold and she may be cold toward you if you fuck up with something that is very open to her. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is hilarious and can make you laugh. If you ever meet a Paisley, keep her by your side. Stay with her until the "end".
Random Person~.~"Whys she look so tired and fat?"
Me~.~"Because that's Paisley and shes a fat-ass panda sometimes."
Me~.~"Because that's Paisley and shes a fat-ass panda sometimes."
by 40ozfist October 5, 2019
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John was the paisley volcano again tonight. I told him seafood buffet and jello shots don't go together.
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An all expenses paid holiday derived from an undisclosed source. Made famous by Ian 'Papa Doc Jr' Paisley the DUP politician.
Whys is Ian looking so tanned? Nudge nudge wink wink he's just come back from a 2 week paisley in the Seychelles.
by Turning in his grave December 11, 2018
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She is such a paisley!!!!
by Emma22321 February 2, 2019
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I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.
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At the Vespa Scooter rally there was a heady mix of mod lads, dolly birds, and debonair paisley types ready to roll.
by Jennifer Flowers August 8, 2010
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