parkingsons

When you forget where you left your car.

I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.

by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015

Arrington

She is a friend you would want to have the true one in your life she is beautiful and makes mistake but she is unable to break if you get one of them don't let her go

Arrington is a true loving friend

by Chdtfjtswgvh April 23, 2018

barrington prairie campus

barrington prairie campus is the worst. you have the group of brandy melville whores who sip iced caramel macchiatos at exactly 8:52 am. then you have the group of social rejects who slit their wrists for attention. then you have the republican trump supporting boys who literally smell like booty. bitches there don’t even know who to start or finish a relationship. i will not forget about jiggly gillette and his beanstalk looking ass. let’s also not forget that one bitch julia holland. if you wanna throw a drink at your ex please exit without crying julia. welcome to satan’s palace.

i was a victim at barrington prairie campus

by some.random.slut January 9, 2021

barrington middle school

this school in your local neighborhood lithia that is very very very cool. we get in a lot of fights by pulling each others shirts off or dragging each other by the hair. theres a lot of drama and several groups named for no reason. we love to bring Dunkin donuts to our school and talk crap behind peoples backs. we also love to break things in the bathrooms and classrooms. and most importantly build a line of gum outside on the track and make tik toks

barrington is so cool.
barrington middle school is so lit.

by someone that goes to a school March 27, 2019

the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

barrington illinois

barrington illinois is one of the best towns out there, a lot of rich people.
though manyy pot smokers and cocaine users

barrington can be really boring though
also known to many as "borrington"

---20 miles or so from chicago---

do you guys know where barrington illinois is?
yah its in illinois about 20 miles from chicago i heard a lot of people smoke pot there.
hey man i live there and i am rich!

by l k June 21, 2006

Harrington wristwatch

When a girls pussy(or ass) is sooooo large you could stick your entire fist in it. Then you pick her up with your forearm inside of her using her similar to a wristwatch. Very difficult to perform but when it is done, you know you got a loosy on your hands(literally).

That broads vag was sooo used I pulled off a Harrington wristwatch on er'.

by Jimmy2Legs March 27, 2007